SOCK DOCTOR: Hi! You're on the air-liveeeeee with the sock doctorrrrr! What's your "ailment"?
CALLER: Hey Sock Doc! My name is John, I'm calling from Vermont and I got a BIG Issue!
SOCK DOCTOR: SOck it to me John...What's your Dilemmaaaaa?
CALLER: Well Doc, my girlfriend and I live together in a small country cabin up on the mountains. We've been together for 2 years now. I love her dearly but, It seems like every time I slip into bed with her she moves away. She used to love cuddling with me but, now for some reason she shys away without mentioning a word. I know she loves the smell of fresh clean clothes so, every night I'd wear a fresh pair of thermal underwear to bed. The thermal underwear is definitely a necessity up here in Vermont! I tried to talk to her about it, I even bought her a new pair of Smartwool socks to cheer her up but, still no go.. she won't mutter a word to me.... I'm lost doc...What should I do?
SOCK DOCTOR: Well John, Let me ask you a question... What else have you noticed different about your girlfriend since this alleged "distance game" started?
CALLER: Hmmm, Well doc she used to love doing movies nights where we'd curl into bed after cranking the heat up. We had central heating but, the bills were crazy so I opted for a more cost efficient method. I now just layer up in some thermals by Indera Mills and huddle with my blanket. So, I've noticed now that she wears 2 pairs of double layer socks and drinks ALOT of tea and aspirin!
SOCK DOCTOR: John, what other heating elements do you have in your house??
CALLER: I have a fireplace...But...I never seem to remember to light it. Plus who has time???
SOCK DOCTOR: Hmmm, Well John it seems to me that your girlfriend is "colder" in all aspects or is giving you the cold shoulder for some reason.
CALLER: Yes EXACTLY!! Why do you think doc???
SOCK DOCTOR: How bout' you pull out of the Ice age John?!?!
CALLER: Whhaddyaaa Meannnnnnn??
SOCK DOCTOR: DAMMNIT JOHN!! ARE you that DENSE?!? ok... Here's a couple of changes I want you to make in your house. First- Light up the fire (Literally!) I'm sure your girlfriends about to freeze her chika-dee's off with no heat in the house!!! Next, buy her some more nice Smartwool socks, thick ones JOhn!! Like the Mountaineering! Since those seem to cheer her up, get her a few pairs. Oh and last question John...Do YOU wear socks to bed??
CALLER: Uhhh ..Not really..I mean the heat was always on so, I never felt a need to...Now that I think about it doc, my feet are always cold at night since I've been plugging off the heat.
SOCK DOCTOR: Well, there you go Genius!! Throw on some Freakin' merino wool socks yourself!! That might explain as to why she pulls away from you when you want to cuddle. You got cold feet and I'm not talking about being at the alter!
CALLER: Wow, Doc you're the best. I never would've thought of that...That explains alot! I'll do those changes asap!... Funny now that I think about it, she couldn't have told me my feet were cold anywho, she had surgery on her gums a week ago and can't talk while she's recovering...
SOCK DOCTOR: ~(Doc slaps herself in the forehead)~ Wow John, good luck on those changes! I'm sure that "cold front" over your house will be pushed away in no time once you get her and yourself into a warmer atmosphere ANDDDDD Thanks for calling the Sock Doctorrrrrrr! ~CLICK!~
CALLER: Hey Sock Doc! My name is John, I'm calling from Vermont and I got a BIG Issue!
SOCK DOCTOR: SOck it to me John...What's your Dilemmaaaaa?
CALLER: Well Doc, my girlfriend and I live together in a small country cabin up on the mountains. We've been together for 2 years now. I love her dearly but, It seems like every time I slip into bed with her she moves away. She used to love cuddling with me but, now for some reason she shys away without mentioning a word. I know she loves the smell of fresh clean clothes so, every night I'd wear a fresh pair of thermal underwear to bed. The thermal underwear is definitely a necessity up here in Vermont! I tried to talk to her about it, I even bought her a new pair of Smartwool socks to cheer her up but, still no go.. she won't mutter a word to me.... I'm lost doc...What should I do?
SOCK DOCTOR: Well John, Let me ask you a question... What else have you noticed different about your girlfriend since this alleged "distance game" started?
CALLER: Hmmm, Well doc she used to love doing movies nights where we'd curl into bed after cranking the heat up. We had central heating but, the bills were crazy so I opted for a more cost efficient method. I now just layer up in some thermals by Indera Mills and huddle with my blanket. So, I've noticed now that she wears 2 pairs of double layer socks and drinks ALOT of tea and aspirin!
SOCK DOCTOR: John, what other heating elements do you have in your house??
CALLER: I have a fireplace...But...I never seem to remember to light it. Plus who has time???
SOCK DOCTOR: Hmmm, Well John it seems to me that your girlfriend is "colder" in all aspects or is giving you the cold shoulder for some reason.
CALLER: Yes EXACTLY!! Why do you think doc???
SOCK DOCTOR: How bout' you pull out of the Ice age John?!?!
CALLER: Whhaddyaaa Meannnnnnn??
SOCK DOCTOR: DAMMNIT JOHN!! ARE you that DENSE?!? ok... Here's a couple of changes I want you to make in your house. First- Light up the fire (Literally!) I'm sure your girlfriends about to freeze her chika-dee's off with no heat in the house!!! Next, buy her some more nice Smartwool socks, thick ones JOhn!! Like the Mountaineering! Since those seem to cheer her up, get her a few pairs. Oh and last question John...Do YOU wear socks to bed??
CALLER: Uhhh ..Not really..I mean the heat was always on so, I never felt a need to...Now that I think about it doc, my feet are always cold at night since I've been plugging off the heat.
SOCK DOCTOR: Well, there you go Genius!! Throw on some Freakin' merino wool socks yourself!! That might explain as to why she pulls away from you when you want to cuddle. You got cold feet and I'm not talking about being at the alter!
CALLER: Wow, Doc you're the best. I never would've thought of that...That explains alot! I'll do those changes asap!... Funny now that I think about it, she couldn't have told me my feet were cold anywho, she had surgery on her gums a week ago and can't talk while she's recovering...
SOCK DOCTOR: ~(Doc slaps herself in the forehead)~ Wow John, good luck on those changes! I'm sure that "cold front" over your house will be pushed away in no time once you get her and yourself into a warmer atmosphere ANDDDDD Thanks for calling the Sock Doctorrrrrrr! ~CLICK!~
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